healthfitbeauty: “ post gym booty booty ”
ericenglot Just a reminder that if y'all ever have booty pics and don’t know what to do with them just send them over to me Source: sluts-n-prudes
slummingitwithjonny If My Dog Could Talk Dog: WAT DOING Me: Nothing. I just stood up. Dog: WHERE GO Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room. Dog: CAN I COME Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just- Dog: I COME TOO Dog: WAT DOING Me: I need to open this door. Dog: I HALP Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please. Dog: I HALP Me: Sigh. Dog: WHERE GOING Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago. Dog: CAN I COME Me: Sure. Dog: I SIT IN LAP Me: No please don't you are- Dog: I SIT IN LAP Me: No there's no room and- Dog: LAP Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you. Dog: RIGHT HERE Me: That's literally on top of my leg. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME Me: I AM Dog: I SIT IN LAP Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE Me: ....... Source: schoolofstitchcraft
slummingitwithjonny sonypraystation me: (beatin the pussy up strokin away) her: cum inside me me: ok baby (sike) me: pulls out and 360 no scopes her freshly done eyebrows thunderthighwhisperer thunderthighwhisperer Kill confirmed. Source: sonypraystation
slummingitwithjonny Dog in the car next to me: *looks at me briefly* Me: truly I am blessed on this day Source: failbag
zachdanger666 fuckingpunchmeintheface fuckingpunchmeintheface me: hey can you watch the kids gf: what? me: *nuts in her eye*
rresetrrewind dekutree girls: spank me i’ve been naughtyme: its okay we all make mistakes Source: dekutree